Spinsters guide to dating

But damned if it doesn’t sound sexy in that Aussie drawl.

After my recent trek to the US showed me just how confusing our language can be, I’ve gone ahead and put through a (far from complete) dictionary of Australian slang for your reading pleasure.

Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie Poulain If I were a cartoon, I would be…

football (European) alias Soccer If I were a movie, I would be…

It’s a contrasting tongue – a mix of the obvious (calling soda ‘fizzy drink’) and the almost indecipherable (‘putting it on the Never Never’ means paying on a credit card).

Australian English is a language that takes a little getting used to, but I’m hoping this far from complete guide to Australian slang will put you in good stead for those awkward few days where it’s all ‘G’day’ and ‘Strewth’ and you’ve got no idea what’s going on.

I’ve been to 33 cities in every South American country except Colombia, Guyana, French Guinea, and Suriname. Pussy doesn’t fall from the sky, as you might be thinking, but the native girls actually like gringos. Go out every night, don’t be a wallflower, and you will get to experience what I plan on experiencing again in the future.

There’s a lot to do here like horseback riding, canyoning, nature tours, and riding up the tallest cable car in the world.” Low-End Budget: /day A few people have asked me about my future travel plans.Colombia is high on my list so I can claim to be a South America girl expert, but I’ve been eyeing Eastern Europe lately, and by eyeing I mean I’m asking guys how easy the girls are in Eastern Europe. oak tree or poppy If I were a kind of weather, I would be… VW 1302 Si (also known as beetle) If I were a food, I would be….

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